How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.