How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Because it was a chesnut tree.

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He can never find the Loki.

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When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Back up a couple of inches.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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They should at least take a shot at it

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Shot it!

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots