How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.