How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.