What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What ringtone have you got?

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So.. you seeing anyone "

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!