Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea