Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).