Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
An irrelephant.