How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.