How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !