How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.