Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.