Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.