God doesn't think he's a police officer.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
Because God is black.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
