What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.