Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.