Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.