What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

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What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)