How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.