Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect