Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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