What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"