What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!