What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...