What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking