Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.