How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned