What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.