How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

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What Do You Call A Rainy Spelling Bee?

Alphabet Soup.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!