Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.