Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!