How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron