Ring him while he's ironing...
He tried to blow up a police car.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Patty O'Furnature
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.