She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
His lips are moving.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Pati 'O' Furniture
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Because he had a very large bill.
He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.
On the splinternet.
His hand caught fire.
Cotton balls
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
