She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!
A paddy melt!!
He was caught counting carbs.
How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)
He wasn't cut out for this.
Both want to be real boys
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Cotton balls
