Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air