Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.