What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent