What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"