How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.