How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.