How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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He turns off his xbox.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake