What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears