What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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A Christler.

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Ayy, long time no see!

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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