What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.