Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "