Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)