Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.