How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.