What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!"

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools