What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.