Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!