Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.