What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite