What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite