Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
To make sure his cross fit.
A cross-dresser.
The cow didn't make it.
It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*
I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
R and J
They roll their J's.
A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.