How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.