How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it