Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.