What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*