How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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They are hiring.

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It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!