How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.