What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !