What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."