Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.