What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it