What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."