How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.