How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator