What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.