What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.