How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.