Nun
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
It's a habit.
Nun.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
They both give kids a little head.