Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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THE ROLLING STONED!

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Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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He was gladiator

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC