Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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Do they not know what a nap is

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Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Blue Sonnet

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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A Gladiator