How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.